Crime is not funny, and theft is serious business. But I had to chuckle when I saw this headline on a local news website yesterday:
What was the motivation for this crime? Is there a black market for teeth whitening products? Is this guy just really into oral hygiene? What can one person possibly do with THAT MANY Crest White Strips? And how does one make it out of a store unnoticed with all those White Strips? Instead of turning to crime, should this man invest in professional tooth whitening?
So many questions. So few answers.